Rough

^This is the perrrrrfect bed (except a bit too small) for mermaid me!!

^Read his pizza lips.

^Omg

^Very familiar...except without stopping.

^Exactly

^HAHA can I please have youuuu?!

^My child will be a little badass like momma.

^Mini plant pots stick to bikes, purses, etc.

^Using folding chairs as shelves/hangers.. 

^Yum

^From behind <3

Comparisons are easily done once you've had a taste of perfection

^I would like the power of cumming glitter and stars out of my hands, please.

^In for some trouble!

^Hey, boyfriend, let's do this.

^A belt, eh? Looks dangerous but oh so fun!

^I don't know what these are, but they're cute as hell.

^Sad that I've never seen this episode, but I LOL'ed at this gif.

^Leash love <3

^So apparently this cute cartoon is called Jewelpet... Must see.

^Gotsta do this

^I'm going to surprise attack my boyfriend's penis with glitter.

^Blue footed BOOBIES!